April, 2009 Arhiv

Apr 26

Ne razumem pa tega, da gredo starši štiri in več-letnike klat s sekirami in jim s pištolami odpihovat glave, ker so trenutno ostali brez službe in mislijo, “da jim bo tako bolje”.

Ne ga no srat!

Saj nismo v Darfurju, kjer bi puščali (na veliko) otroke stradati do smrti!

Apr 25

Za zadet se je najhujše grško vino.

Nimaš mačka, pa še pizdarij se ne spomniš.

Pure WIN-WIN!

:mrgreen:

Apr 25

I kid you not, tako piše v polju “Zadeva” v enem mejlu, ki sem ga dobil zjutraj.

Kar preberite si:

FROM THE DESK OF DR.PISSA ABUBAKA
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO.

Dear Friend,

I am the manager of auditing and accounting department of BANK OF AFRICA
(B.O.A) here in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. In my department we discovered an
abandoned sum of US$20.5m dollars (Twenty Million Five Hundred Thousand US
dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer (MR.
RICHARD BURSON from Florida, U.S.A) who died along with his entire family on
November 1999 in a plane crash.For more informations about the crash you can
visit this site: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/502503.stm

Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of
kin to come over and claim his money because we can not release it unless
some body applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as
indicated in our banking guidlings and laws but unfortunately we learnt that
all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the
plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this
discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you,so that
the money can be release to you as the next of kin or relation to the
deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody will come for
it and we don’t want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed
dormant fund.
The banking law and guidline here stipulates that if such money remained
unclaimed after ten years the money will be transfered into the bank
treasury as unclaimed dormant fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin
in this business is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a
foreigner and a Burkinabe like me can not stand as next of kin to a
foreigner.
I agreed that 40% of this money will be for you as a respect to the
provision of a foriegn account ,10% will be set aside for expenses incurred
during the business and 50% would be for me.Thereafter, I will visit your
country for disbursement according to the percentage indicated Therefore, to
enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you arranged,you must apply
first to the bank as relation or next of kin to the deceased customer with a
text of application that i will send to you,but before i send to you the
text of application form,I will like you to send me the following
informatios
1.NAME IN FULL:…………………………..
2.ADDRESS:…………………………………
3.NATIONALITY:……………………………. .
4.AGE:………………………………………
5.Sex……………………………………….
6.OCCUPATION:………………………………..
7.MARITAL STATUS:…………………………….
8.PRIAVTE PHONE NO……………………………………..
9.PRIVATE FAX NO:………………………………………
10.ATTACH COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION………………………

so i will like you to send to me those informations for easy and effective
communication.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of
the application form.I will not fail to bring to your notice that this
transaction is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear
as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer. You should
contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter,if only you are
intrested and ready to help. Trusting to hear from you immediately.

DR.PISSA ABUBAKA
MANAGER AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT
BANK OF AFRICA

Za tako banko, v kateri se valja ohoho maljonov, sem presenečen, da uporabljajo MSNjev mejl, za odgovor pa hočejo, da ga pošljem na Yahoojev mejl. Bedniki eni.

[All pun intended!]

Apr 25

Od višine se zvrti, ja naturlich!

Pa še dva, en malo bolj pusijevska: Na soncu in Homo carnula.

Ostalo je kr’ neki.

Apr 24

Kaj zavist, vse je neki napol narejeno iztuhtano/narejeno/zamišljeno.

Kar poglejte ta novo pediatrično. Včeraj (predvčerijšnjem?) so imeli par ljubkih tabelc, v katerih so primerjali, kaj ima nova v primerjavi s staro, oziroma, tako se mi je zdelo, bolj česa vse nima. Najbolj mi je v uč padlo, da zraven ni laboratorija. Primer Nekrep, anyone?

Pa ceste, recimo. Bojda so grajene tako, da se jih popravlja na ducat minus eno leto. Šurči, kurči! No, lahko da jih res popravljajo na pet let, ampak, glede na to, kako trese pod ritjo/nogami, bolj zgleda, da jih v vmesnih letih fentavajo.

Ko smo ravno pri cestah, bojda imajo neke štange z zaslončki nad voziščem, kao za informacije. Ampak še vse, ki sem jih videl, so stale na takih mestih, da ti jebeno nič ne pomagajo, ker si, ko prideš do njih – sredi kurčeve gužve! ROFLKOPTER!

Pa gospodarstvo. Petnajstletna vlaganja v podjetja. Ki pa na koncu še vedno životarijo … ali gredo v stečaj …

Pa tiste famozne “raziskave o prehodu na odprto kodo”. Odprto priznavajo, da je OO Writer po funkcijah enako dober kot Word, povrh imajo v tabelci črno na belem napisano, da je po treh letih OO Writer občutno cenejši za uporabo (da ne govorim za naslednja leta), ampak oni še vedno zaključijo, da je predrag in nesmotrn in kaj-jaz-vem-kaj-še-vse-da-ni!

Pa optičarji. Še vedno gulimo 1 mega linijo, ker se optiko polaga samo tam, kjer ni ciganov. Aja, čaki, niso bakreni kabli najdragocenejši?

Pa poplave. Ja, super!, Turbo Inštitut je bojda zagonil ohohoho dnarja za raziskavo/e, kako izkopat ne-vem-kako-veliko jezero in vanjo ob povodnjih speljat Savo, ko bi pa lahko ta denar namenili za, oh-ne-vem, pucanje kakšne rečne struge, da ne gre lih poplavjat ko se gre not uscat bataljon obiskovalcev Metalcampa?

Pa Filmski sklad. To je fajn, razdelijo veliiiiiiko evrčkov, na televiziiji/ v kinih pa uzremo malodane nobenega. Ravno včeraj so ponavljali Igro parov. In to v enem – ajdi, dveh – mesecih od “premiere”!

Pa sodnija. Zadeve zastarajo, ker se ljudje vsakič opravičijo “ker sma bli bolani”. A takrat, ko si pa komu oddrobil glavo / prenakazal gnar na svoj račun / se usral na diretorejevo mizo, si bil pa zdrav, a?

Pa da ne bo Siol izpadel, koji kurac je to s spletno televizijo iO? Deset programov, ki so kr’ neki, pa kao da je vmes en EPG – z gumba dol pade en seznamček s celimi tremi “kaj-bo-naslednje-na-programu”: LOL! – pa da ne govorim o jebeni zanič jutubarski kvaliteti videa. Pa še nič pr0na ni gor, smeeeeeeeh!

Pa da ne bom kritiziral samo tretjih oseb ( :) ): delam en progi pa si kurčevo ne upam dat javnosti na razpolago razvojne različice, dokler ne bo tipi-topi. Jebiga, sem perfekcionist.

Mogoče pa na vrhu države namesto prezidenta debatnega krožka potrebujemo koga podobnega?

[Pejte drugam bučke solit.]

Apr 24

Skjuzmi? SKJUZMI???!!!

MY FSCKIN INNER DIVA IZ NOT TEH RIGHT??!!

HOW ‘BOUT FSCKIN CLOTHES, FSCKIN MAKE UP, FSCKIN HAIR, FSKCIN EYE CONTACTS, FSCKIN PHOTOSHOPPER COCKSUCKING GENIUS, FSCKIN ONE EYED PHOTOGRAPHER, FSCKIN AIR I FSCKIN BREATHE, FSCKIN FOOD Y’R FSCKIN GIVING ME, FSCKIN STRESS Y’R I’M FSCKIN HAVIN’ BECAUSE YOU IZ FSCKIN LOOKIN’ DOWN ON ME, FSCKIN NOT LETTIN’ ME MEET MY FSCKIN BOYFRIEND, FSCKIN NOT LETTIN’ ME HOLD MY TEH FSCKIN BABIES, FSCKIN IDIOTIC, FSCKIN OLD, FSCKIN BOTTOXED, FSCKIN ASS SUCKING BITCH!!!!!!

[Kva jim ni jasno? To je čisto enako kot v filmu - če so za en kurc režiser, scenarist, osvetljevalec, kostumograf, kameradec, pol ti tut Brangelina ne bosta pomagala! Pizde ene kurcolizunske!]

Apr 23

Nehajte vsake kvatre, ko se vam ravno utrine drekava misel, pošiljat ubogofrisnega Nevemkakosežepišeta na tiskovke in v studie, nehajte snemat topoumne oglase, nehajte širom mest limat črnoglede posterje, nehajte nabavljat super bemflne, ampak raje ta denar porabite za to, da

POFUKANO POŠLJETE PIZDONTERSKO DELOVNO SILO KAMOR JE KURČEVO POTREBNO – NA JEBENO LUKNJASTE CESTE!

[To se zelo dvoumno bere, thehehe.]

Apr 22

You’ve eaten all the cheese!

BE DAMNED FOR ALL ETERNITY!

Apr 22

Bojda tako ali tako ne razumejo, za kaj gre.

V čem je potem problem?

Apr 21

UPC pri tem EPIC FAILA.

A wicked mind